Life - DC Style
Fast times in DC.

It's late, but terrorism never sleeps so why should I?

By Sam
I'm uber tired and in a few short hours I'll be heading down to see Mt. Vernon, aka ol' Georgy Washington's stompin' grounds and then going to a Nat's game so I'll keep this semi-short and try to make up for it in the morning or when I'm good and ready. Capish?


K, well for starters, I'm in DC now. I'm seeing stuff like this White House thing. We did that tonight. I couldn't help but notice that they do a pretty good job with the lawn. I don't know how ol' Dubya finds the time.











Here we have my workplace. This is the mothership of Terrorism.com, aka the Terrorism Research Center. Seriously, the place looks like a war room and I expect Jack Bauer to come walking in any minute and demand answers from me. The do a great job of keeping it not quite fully lit so that it keeps a bit of the movie mystique. So I've started my work as an intern/grunt in the office. I sit at a computer and go through a list of websites that are either associated with extremist groups (KKK, The Black Panthers, Greenpeace, etc...) and then check to see if the website is still active or not. I update this information to a spreadsheet and add any additional information as it seems pertinent. It's kinda cool, but it starts to ware on you after reading about the 500th group that's pissed at Exxon for killing the planet. I mean seriously, is it really that big of a deal?




My apartment is great. I live in Alexandria and for once in my life will be living near black people. LOTS OF BLACK PEOPLE!!! I love it. Being the minority was something I grew accustomed to in Hawaii and I'm glad to be keeping that status. I take the subway to work, which is about 4 blocks from my pad. It's a good 45 minute ride and I'm happy to say that it lacks the strong scent of urine and drunk vomit that the mass transit in Estonia perpetually emanated. Life is good.

Well, that's all you're getting for now. Stay tuned and don't be a terrorist.
 

4 comments so far.

  1. brandon frandsen May 3, 2008 at 8:16 PM
    Well I guess if we did become terrorists it would end up on that list of websites you'd check out at work. You don't have to worry about us though we LOVE america but Muhamud AKA Mathoni is getting married in less than a month 'FUNK THAT!'
  2. Al May 4, 2008 at 12:02 AM
    dude, I love it. Keep the updates coming man! Good luck out there!
  3. brandon frandsen May 13, 2008 at 9:01 PM
    Well.... Have you caught Bin Lauden yet? anyways you might not hav to feel worried it doesn't look too good for Mathoni getting married anytime soon. But I guess you already knew that via your CIA voodoo/Jack Baur connections
  4. brandon frandsen June 29, 2008 at 11:02 AM
    get us some new ,aterial already!

Something to say?